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Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Monday, 4 May 2009

That tune about Gash

It's childish but I don't give a shit, this is amazing! Proving once again that 'Gash' is a fucking hilarious word. Set to a brilliant track that wouldn't be at all amiss in today's typical club scene with an added bonus of a french interpretation of 'gash' Foreign Beggars, I salute you.

...Watch out for the bloke in the red hat and red jacket not at all emasculated by the gentle caressing of the straw with his lips whilst sipping his alcohol pop... sexy.

Sunday, 19 April 2009

30 Seconds to Mars Kanye & Brandon Flowers...

Crazy say WHAAAAT??

So lets get it all straight... Jared Leto, Brandon Flowers and Kanye West... all holed up in Hawaii cooking up a song together. Man Kanye takes EVERYONE to Hawaii... first Hudson now the eye-liner crew... I want to go... I mean I know I don't look questionable in eye-liner neither do I have blonde flopsy hair like Hudson but I'd sure as hell have a whale of a time on the beach and I can hit some interesting notes! Any how Guy-liner and Louis Vuitton garms at dawn... I'm not sure that even makes sense... much like this whole scenario. needless to say like everyone else I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT.

Jared issued a lil note on his blog all casual about it like yeah tra lala la la Hawaii... yeah Kanye on my track man... pass me some eye-liner dude (no he doesn't sound like that I'm just sleep deprived and have just procured music gossip for you lot so forgive me)

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JARED: "Kanye sang on a song I wrote called HURRICANE for our new 30 SECONDS TO MARS record and we experimented and explored on some other ideas as well. It was great. And he sounds amazing on the song. We may not have brought back any island tans but we did bring back the final track and it was an unforgettable trip."

KANYE: "I WAS WORKING ON THIS DOPE ASS SONG WITH JARED AND BRANDON STOPPED BY. I PLAYED THEM SOME OF THE NEW JEEZY BEATS AND BEFORE EVERYBODY BOUNCED BRANDON HOPPED ON THE KEYBOARD AND I HOPPED ON THE MPC. SHIT WAS DOPE. OH AND YES THOSE ARE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS ON BRANDON'S SHIRT BY DRIES VAN NOTEN."

What the hell is this going to sound like!? Good??... please let the marriage of Guy-liner and Kanyeezy be out of this world... like to Mars -(gay pun... I've sent myself into a shame spiral over it already)

If you haven't heard of 30 Seconds To Mars... here is my fave song of theirs... The Kill


I used to harbour feelings for Jared... misguided, something to do with living in Bromley... I can't believe I just confessed that... FOR SHAME.

Monday, 5 January 2009

Lyre Bird imitates Car Alarm & Camera Shutter (Video)



Just spotted this over at A-Trak's blog. This Lyre bird can imitate its surroundings, by mimicing other birds' calls, other animals, plus human-related sounds such as car alarms, camera shutters, and even f*cking chainsaws! Crazy....

I had to LOL at one of the comments, which posed the question: What noise(s) would it make if you left it in an adult theatre?

On another note, David Attenborough is the man.

Friday, 8 August 2008

For those with an iPhone....



Wanted a cool application to show off your iPhone to your friends? Well look no further.

The "I Am Rich" application consists of a red icon on your iPhone or iPod touch always reminds you (and others when you show it to them) that you were able to afford this. The best bit about it is its function - Absolutely nothing....

It's cost? A mere €799,99 or $999.99.

Unfortunately, it has since been removed from the iphone app. store.

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Is nothing sacred anymore?

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This is the sight that shocked me while I anointed my head with thy Lord's holiest H2O(that's water to you heathens).This was after my Friend's Niece's Christening-She was the cutest thing in her little white ensemble.

Is this what the church has resorted to in order to fill those pews every week?

oh well? puff puff giiive my brethren...

Thursday, 29 May 2008

Crazy Furniture....



Expandable rotating table.




Folding chair/sofa.

Ikea ain't got shit on these fine household furnishings.