Camel Hoof

The sexy picture of Shaniqua the round from the new blogging times iz getting involved with won't load so I thought I'd give you a taste of the shannanigans that will be taking place on http://camelhoof.blogspot.com/ by using Dick as a helpful illustration, ironic as it's all about the vagggee at camel hoof...



Think Mary J circa 92 the Real Love video and all that was oh so right with the world then... It's all about real talk from womens with potty mouths and opinions to make Charlie Brooker wish we were all his illegitimate daughters... oh and stuff about chicken- Moreleys, Sams and the one we met your dad in.

Safe.

Michael Cera... I would.

Might have to write another letter... Michael Cera, I DEFINITELY would.

After he played a baby daddy in Juno I started following his video blog thing that he used to do with Clarke Duke (who plays hilarious devout patriot & devout christian Dale in 'Greek'. He's also that guy in Superbad at the end of the party scene that says Fogel is a badass, his own lil cameo). He then gave me Superbad so It's a done deal he's on my list.

I've hit a few snags in the road though... I hear on some trashy gossip site that Michael Cera is going out with the chinese girl who is the stoner in Knocked Up... her face may not be all that but the bitch does magic tricks and games as part of her stand up comedy... argh. NEED TO STEP UP MY GAME! I'll tell her Matt LeBlanc is actually a comedic genius and that 'Joey' wasn't a steaming pile of turd and he's the one she should date.

Looking at the picture below it hasn't escaped my notice that feelings for him are unsettling, given that he looks about 12... whateves, if R kelly can get away with grooming and marrying Aaliyah at 15, so can I!... trus.



Making awkward advances at me, being geeky, playing the guitar and singing for me. yes. You and me Cera we'll build a beautiful life together. "I used to want a capuchin monkey now all I want is him"- thats what I'll say when we get married

So disappointed to be leaving NYC before this comes out... Jack Black and Michael Cera Year One out June 19th looks JOKES... I'm sure I saw Mclovin in the crowd & Paul Rudd (Anchorman- Brian Fantana), can't wait!

Twitter Jam.

This Twitter song is by K000l K0jak and Andy Mil0nakis.... an accurate representation of the world of the tweet... Go on you effeminate looking, slightly overweight hero! What a legend... 

On that note follow me on Twitter,- http://twitter.com/Bwalya_ You'd be correct in thinking I have absolutely no shame...

That tune about Gash

It's childish but I don't give a shit, this is amazing! Proving once again that 'Gash' is a fucking hilarious word. Set to a brilliant track that wouldn't be at all amiss in today's typical club scene with an added bonus of a french interpretation of 'gash' Foreign Beggars, I salute you.

...Watch out for the bloke in the red hat and red jacket not at all emasculated by the gentle caressing of the straw with his lips whilst sipping his alcohol pop... sexy.

Fix yourself girl...

...You got a Camel toe!
My Best mate sent me this... It's disgustingly true to a certain degree... come on you've all seen it... I'm posting it because as you know it's heading into the British summer. I don't know what it does to some people, something about the U.V. Rays perhaps that appear to penetrate through their skulls and suddenly make things like unsightly midriffs and camel toe become common and awkwardly acceptable place...

Put that shit away babe. Ew.

This is the shit... so iv'e been told :-|

£1 4 4 hotwings yeah boss!?

Just LOL