Camel Hoof

The sexy picture of Shaniqua the round from the new blogging times iz getting involved with won't load so I thought I'd give you a taste of the shannanigans that will be taking place on http://camelhoof.blogspot.com/ by using Dick as a helpful illustration, ironic as it's all about the vagggee at camel hoof...



Think Mary J circa 92 the Real Love video and all that was oh so right with the world then... It's all about real talk from womens with potty mouths and opinions to make Charlie Brooker wish we were all his illegitimate daughters... oh and stuff about chicken- Moreleys, Sams and the one we met your dad in.

Safe.

Fix yourself girl...

...You got a Camel toe!
My Best mate sent me this... It's disgustingly true to a certain degree... come on you've all seen it... I'm posting it because as you know it's heading into the British summer. I don't know what it does to some people, something about the U.V. Rays perhaps that appear to penetrate through their skulls and suddenly make things like unsightly midriffs and camel toe become common and awkwardly acceptable place...

Put that shit away babe. Ew.