Righteous Bore

Just came in from hanging out with some pals about to go to bed... and I got the sudden urge to write, so hear I am... venting, Please indulge me.
I may be a bit late for the figurative rotten vegetable throwing at this film but I'm so vexed I had to share...
One of my new pet hates is when films steal your life... not like when you get consumed by it because it's so good so you watch it over and over again (bit like my 6 year old niece who back in the day watched Peter Pan so much she added the name 'Darling' to her surname)... no. What I mean is when you watch one... trusting it will deliver at least some element of enjoyment and it lets you down. Before you realise it, you're trapped and it's stolen 93 minutes of your life...

An hour and a half- I'm VEXED.



Worst film I've seen in ages... I'd have preferred watching a predictable teenage rom com or lame American pie remake.
The film received negative reviews... I can assure you it was far worse than they said... the most stressful viewing ever. Frustrating, insensible and full of crap, not to mention Fiddy. Minutes and hours I cannot un-do... I'm in a shame spiral because of watching it as I tried to endure it even when it was evident 45mins into it that it was tedious and not at all dissimilar to a bad episode of some crime show that some bigshot T.V. executives had the sense to cancel. I've had more of a visual feast from Diagnosis Murder. Fact.

ITV3 saved me... Gone in 60 Seconds came on redeemed movie night
...I literally Forgot how SICK Gone in 60 Seconds is... one order of Nicholas Cage on toast to go in that mustang, cheers.