un-holy matrimony

As of 2pm on Tuesday the Third of March I shall no longer be a single man. I'm entering a Civil Union with Ricky Lee McLennan, the first step we are taking on our trek in the direction of World domination. British Rile is upon us my friends, and I can only hope that you are ready for the shit the bed savagery that is coming your way.

Wedding List:

George Foreman grill
A set of Waterford Crystal whisky glasses
2 pairs of Heelys, both size 10
A trolley dash at Bargain Booze
An original boxed game of Guess Who
A vintage leather motorcycle jacket
A donation to the bring Ricky back fund
A toaster (4 slice)
A tub of Patum Peperium Gentleman's Relish
One whisker from Amy Winehouse's chin

I understand that in these difficult times of financial instability the average person's wallet is in a tight spot. But you folk are far more than mediocre chumps.


So dig deep