Chelsea is Gay

Those of you that know me will probably say im a bit of a purist when it comes to music, especially when it comes to DJing. Im that guy that plays Ghostface records to 18 year old drunk girls from essex who like T-Pain..... and im proud of it.
However its 2008 and apparently black people are no longer allowed in nightclubs in London, so us Hip Hop DJs have to make a livin somehow.
So last night a friend of mine asked me to do a gig for him in a bar in Chelsea. I obviously obliged as i am not one to turn down work or money..... So, he came round this week to give me his playlists and told me "its really cheesy". Now, ive done "cheesy" but this was "CHEESY" i didnt realised exactlty what songs hede given me but when i started spinning the one song i got repetitvley asked for was "The Baywatch theme". Luckily it was in my crate appropiatley labeled "Cheese" so i figured fuck it! ive allready played The Human League, can it get any worse??... whoa!... yes it could. i got the same reaction i would get playing a DMX record in a Westwood rave..... it was havoc, hanbags were flying, girls were shreiking and the eratic waving of limbs was starting to worry me. I played the theme in its entirety!..
So there we have it, i played the "Baywatch theme" in a packed nightclub. In the week i post up songs by MOP and Ghostface, come the weekend... i play Sunblock. its a sad day for me, I hate Chelsea even more now. I thought the London suburb was only responsible for producing shit football, evidentally its now responsible for ruining the credibility of my Dj carrear.