A Blackberry messenger conversation of great proportion!

Okay, this is hilarious. Ive changed the names as to protect the identity of the people involved....

enjoy!...

Person A) Face raping, its a new sport

Person B) Lol, Wanker

Person A) No, U wank, I rape faces. Its what i do, its what im about.... ITS WHO I AM!

Person B) Yeah, Credits mate. SO im coming back, the gym is going good

Person A) Cool, you can be part of the crunch bunch too

Person B) Soon man, trust me. When im back in the game its over for you cats!

Person A) If your lucky i MAY let u eat a little, Things have changed dog! I run this shit now!

Person B) Man, if this was a club. Youde be a warm up DJ

Person A) Bruv, do you know how many chicks ive fucked in the past 2 years? More than the population of your whole island

Person B) How Many?

Person A) Im talkin, an average of one every few weeks, maybe 30 odd in two years

Person B) Right!!!

Person A) Im serious, You think im playin? My average even slipped cause i was with Zita and Serena for a while and wasnt cheating

Person B) Listen, before i left Canada i was in the high 70s, then i came to the UK and went mad, RESPECT MY GANGSTA!

Person A) Man, certain weeks ide fuck 3 girls in a weekend! I know your stats already famo! You were on a total of 50 something when u met Miranda. Dont throw new ones in cause your trying to play with the big boys!

Person B) Blah, Blah! No need for me to lie, im a legend in this game!

Person A) Yeah, a legend like how when Big Daddy Kane comes back and says "Do u know how many platinum records i had in 1989??" yeah.. you had ONE! Jigga surpassed that, you know longer run shit so step down!

Person A) Okay Kane??

Person A) But you see me, im not like Jigga. Ill bring Kane out at one of my shows and let him re feel that fame and glory, maybe let him fuck Beyonces ugly sister if he behaves right. Feel me doggy?

Person B) Nice reference but i got Sugar Hill gang status in this game son. Im in the hall of fame

Person A) Sugar hill are all either dead or on crack. I saw one of them on the subway buskin for money by rapping "Dirt of your shoulder" in BK, two blocks from Marcy!... These young bitches dont know about no suga gang gang!

Person B) Yeah, he was crip walkin for cash with your mum

Person A) Awwww you know you lost when you bring mums into a sex argument

Person B) Sorry, couldnt resist

Person A) Neither could your mum, Thats why she has that rash on her mouth

Person B) See now your just being nasty

Person A) Thats what i said to her too but she insisted on swallowing

Person B) At least i was nice enough to paint a picture of your mum doing what she can to make that crack money in a clean way. But as im the more educated out the two of us, that doesnt surprise me

Person A) Oh, you mum wernt doing it for money, she was doing it for acceptance. I told her ide let her meet Skinnyman if she did it.

Person B) Why do u refer to your cock by the same name as another man? Wow! fallback like you lost your goddamn balance doggy!

Person A) Nah Son, my cocks names is "Bruiser the white serpent"

Person B) Once again ANOTHER man "Bruiser"

Person A) Huh? You know a dude called "Bruiser the white serpent"?, Damn son! you need to stop going to these fetish clubs!

Person B) Show some respect, thats where your parents met

Person A) Your parents met in rehab

Person A) And a fuckload of good that did them, Your mum came to cop of me two days after they let her out.

Person B) At least they were getting there shit together while your parents were playing with real shit together

Person A) Yo... you lost it fam!