Showing posts with label art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label art. Show all posts

Thursday, 30 April 2009

Proud Galleries BANNED night...

Be defiant, revolt... put some anarchy back into this broke pig flu ridden world; let your peepers peruse some forbidden fruit at:

Proud- Camden
Koko- Camden
Ghost Farringdon- Farringdon Road
Core London- Wardour Street
The Last Days of Decadence- Shorditch High Street
Volupte- Norwich Street
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Proud Galleriess have been told by the popo to apply for a lap-dancing licence or face having their Burlesque show banned. Whether under 18's should be allowed to the show is also being brought into question. Alex Proud of Proud Galleries commented on the Councils decision "If you run a public entertainment venue or a nightclub or theatre you just have to live in a very absurd Kafkaesque world."

Soooo let me get this straight, they'll quite happily let Ann Summers hold lil parties and show me how to use my dildo effectively however something that has been culturally relevant since the 17th Century in Europe not to mention that they made Moulin Rouge out of it... is getting banned!?

Burlesque shows have been going on since 1830's and were usually performed to Operatic style music just interpreted in a much more humerous risque fashion- a sexy carry on to good music. The yanks adapted it by adding the strip tease segments and used them in shows which were popular for people during the depression... we're heading into the recession surely we're not going to take away an institution that was built up to celebrate the curvy benita apple bom form, no one wants to go home and look at thier bank statements... we want back off and titties, gyrating to a backdrop of alternative bougie upper class musical shit. Frugality and decorated pig flu masks being everyones portion at the moment it's nice to be able to go somewhere for complete and utter escapism. It's the reason couture fashion shows are still popular, bejeweled merkins, diamond encrusted nipple covers, swarovski corsets this is what we want!
dita von teese

Dita Von Teese the figure head for burlesques rise in fame and current cultural relevance has said"It's not unusual for burlesque to be regulated because it always has been and the stars of burlesque from the past had to deal with it. The challenges of getting around the laws and the risqué element were always a part of what made burlesque exciting." She has encouraged the bending of rules in keeping with the burlesque history Burlesque which has generally become a far more popularised form of entertainment and can be credited to Dita Von Teese and music by people like The Dresdon Dolls cannot be allowed to be sanctioned. VIVE LA BURLSQUE.

The Dresdon Dolls
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The Dresdon Dolls- 'Missed Me' performed by Melissa Bang Bang & Joey Martini (Melissa Bang Bang- whaaat a name shame about her rigid performance... gymnastics on the other hand are tidy and the song is sexytimes.)

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

All that Glitters is..... Goldie??

So Goldie does art, really??

Goldie
The Kids Are All Riot
Maverik Showroom,
London
E2 7DP

Starts 13 April 2009
Until 26 April 2009


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Pardon moi for being a tad on the sceptical side... Just seems to be more of an extravagant effort to be more trendy as opposed to sending out a serious message through works of art. Some of the set pieces are being described as humorous and exhibit degrees of insight, I'm struggling to say and 'depth' so perhaps it's all just a matter of perception.

One of the paintings is a self portrait entitled 'Fuck Off'...inspired...:| its apparently of him giving the two fingered salute whilst holding a spray can in the other hand... genius. This is Goldie's second show (he had a first.... then they gave him a second!?) it's called 'Kids Are All Riot' which he says is "a prophecy for the Asbo generation written with spray paint and attitude". WTF, oh do shut up... "a prophecy for the Asbo generation" what two fingered salutes and spray cans hardly a prophecy more of just stating the obvious, rather clichéd if you ask me ... reminds me of the first episode of peep show where marks bombarded by those kids that call him 'Peado' and 'clean shirt'... children like that must be stopped!

Putting my obvious animosity towards crib midgets aside there's more to see in the collection and the price tags right up there as you can imagine... kind of makes it less 'urban' and smell a little more corporate. However I am intrigued non the less. The guardian have described the work as thoughtfully composed so I'm sure it's worth a gander...maybe...I'm trying to keep an open mind people... thou shalt not be judgy.

Friday, 12 September 2008

GRIT

...walking home from Sainsbury's Yesterday I pressed my big black nose to the window of the Holster Projects- a new uber trendy mini gallery

I saw this...

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www.myspace.com/voyder

In my opinion he's in the same catergory as INSA -Graf made commercially viable.

I'm planning to attend the official opening night on the 18th as I understand there will be free wine.

there are other artist but I don't care for their work.

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Who's coming with me?

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS DUDES STUFF!

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http://tmagicworld.com/

Sunday, 24 August 2008

Creatives can't play pool

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...While hanging out with the Fantastical IRATE-the tape chain master that makes up one half of MODU Designs-I took a few photos I don't mind sharing...enjoy

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Tuesday, 29 July 2008

plastering on the make-up

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Check out Emma Hack a world renown make-up and hair Artist. She's simply amazing.

Sunday, 27 July 2008

Inna Insa!

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Got there STUPID late with Dj Inka met the Lovely Mr Richard C James and once overcome from the shocking heat these trending mothertruckers were producing got staright to work on that free bar. shout out to redbull!! woop woop!!


Backed a couple of drinks and found myself on my lonesome so headed off to the dance floor to find a fan and practice my J.LO/Beyonce wind machine moves.
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THE HOT AIR FAN CLUB

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PAPPED INSA's photographer AND HER FABULOUS
VANS.

Once my drinks were finshed and my makeup had officially melted off. Decided to Find Inka and Richard C James and get down to business!

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THE ALCOHOL HAS DEFINATELY KICKED IN NOW!
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SPIED SOME SEXY KICKS
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MY NEW BOOTYCALL,LUV YOU BABYLOVE!

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Krak Muzik users!Your dealer who supplies you with that krakerlisious stuff is hosting this event come and enjoy a whole load of muzikal lines!

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Ass! Ass! Tit'ies! Tit'ies!

who loves Naked Girls!? I know I do but don't be fooled for I do not bat for the other team,but rather marvel at the female form for it's powers to bring lesser mortals(men)to their knees. Now that's a position I like a man in.....WOW... I'm rife with smut!

I'll bring the tone back up now-So my sis and I journeyed on one of those red chariots of filth to the flawless gallery down New Bond Street to see some INSA. Don't be fooled for it is also a fabulous jewellers. I did not allow my eyes to grace too much of the merchandise for fear or frivolous purchasing (yeah right)!

My sis wasn't much into it(too many crotch views) for me I was in canvassed heaven. I love his commercial viability he's a G, now all I need to do is work out how to make money from sitting on my arse..... hmmmmmm...I'll have to get back to you on that one...


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Flawless gallery- 105 New Bond Street W1S 1SX

The exhibition is open 7 days a week and finishes on the 31st July-best of all its my favourite price FREE

Monday, 19 May 2008

Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations

You know Lego is the dog nuts, you can make some serious stuff with Lego!




The Lego Glok isn't on the list, probably cos you wouldn't call the person who made it "strange", to their face anyway!
check out the list here

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