To those about to Motherfuck... we salute you...

I stand here this evening about to leave for what promises to be the ultimate in Motherfuckery. My bags are packed, I've got money for a ticket burning a hole in my pocket, and I've got a roll of gaffer tape and a smoke grenade with which to well and truly fuck somebodies mother...

Readings not ready!

Expect a full report upon my return.

If you never hear from me again, I'm either in prison or in Hell.

Toodle-ooo, Bitches

xxx