Pornography... the final taboo

Now, the way things are going in the adult entertainment industry, there isn't much to see that hasn't already raised a stir in ones loins. I think you'll agree, its getting a bit stale. What is the logical progression? They are swiftly running out of ways to titillate, tantalise and, quite frankly, shock our brains into channeling the claret down towards the phallic chums in our pants. It's clearly time to explore a new avenue of sexual deviance.

Ladies and Gentleman, i present to you...

Ear Fucking

It's all in the name really, no elaboration required

Championed, it seems, by Chorley FM.

They do a phone in, if you ring up and tell them how you like it (i hear waxy is popular), they'll send you a Roberts D.A.B digital radio.