Burberry... dry like toast?

I expect WOW...

I expect more from the big guns because I would probably sell a family member to have Mario Testino photograph me every freakin' waking moment of the day. A clear appreciation and cohesive nature with the finer things in life Testino's photography instantly screams unforgettable and iconic.

Perhaps my eyes have been spoilt with crazy Westwood & Galiano flouncy designs that beige makes my pupils feel as though they'll hemorrhage, because for the latest installment from Burberry I'm at a loss for who to blame... Burberry or Testino because the 2008 & 2009 campaign are basically the same thing. DISSAPOINTED. It's just a different shitty celeb I don't much care for gazing wistfully/post coitally into the camera with someone of the opposite sex drenched in sepia or black & white effect and soft focused to the max to appease us. You've already done the near a tree in a beige mac/holding a beige mac shot... why must you insist on regurgitating this again? With everything so beige I feel the need to punch myself in the stomach in order to wake up from a fashion coma. I dig classic but this is just fucking lazy... I can go to Shoe Zone for copy cats and repetition season shit, be imaginative you cunts.


2008


2009

DON'T WASTE MY EYES ON SHIT I CAN DO ON A MAC BOOK YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCKS.

so childish at yet still amusing.