Sean Paul loves Girraffe Porn... serious.

How amazingly refreshing to see an artist not afraid to chill the fuck out make fun of himself and enjoy his money, music and general success. After this interview one of my life missions is to jam with Sean Paul, be lean and discuss animal kingdom porn or whatever is floating around his amazingly brilliant crazed mind.

Having become a Dancehall artist that has managed to out sell the GREAT Bob Marley, it seems Sean Paul hasn't turned to all this bitch fitting about how he's a Celeb cursed with fame and too much money that makes him lie awake at night wishing to get a call from the bailiffs from BBC2 then proceeding to get himself on twitter to beg therapy. Instead Sean Paul opts to just jam in an ill fitting Chefs hat "that looks like salmonella rolled up in a bundle in a hat" chatting about giraffe porn around cooking meats- what a G .

I mean honestly without going on a rampage that seems to scream through my carefully worded rhetoric I WANT TO RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF (Cudi, Fabolous, Bow Wow- not even positive that the latter counts as a credible artist) please just get over it babes, you have relative to great success in your chosen fields apparently doing what you love, maybe if you concentrate more on your music rather than your "fake friends", crystal and going on some egocentric tangent about which video vixen ho has given you a surprise 9 month parcel or the latest popular S.T.I. you too could cook meats with Matt Edmonson whilst talking of the merits of Giraffe Porn...

This is definitely one of my favourite interviews and consequently has made me have pretty damn impure thoughts about Edmondson... and Sean a Paul- I standardly would grind my waist pon that. Pocket TV is something you need to invest time in. If you like me love getting aneurysms, ulcers and other fancy internal ailments because of leaving work to the last minute due to important things you were doing that couldn't wait (rearranging wardrobe by season, making sure the cat gets enough time on the balcony, eating what is not yours) well I have a new one for you watch.

Sony Ericsson have done themselves well with Edmondson, he is just one of those special gems that if you haven't discovered him yet get to know... I find myself literally scrolling through his catalogue on Pocket TV watching him sit in his silly lil Y fronts conduct amusing interviews, singing out of Key with the Merriweather dude and getting too close for Ndubs' comfort in 'Face Invaders' (as a result of Edmondson I can now tolerate me some Ndubs). "I'm pretty sure that's the same guy that was playing the kazoo to get toilet paper at T in the park "- I don't know why but to me facts about Matt like this make him instantly a credible person- His whole awkward questioning and Michael Cera like air but with a touch of ADHD makes him a yes please. catch him on http://www.holymoly.com/ http://twitter.com/mattedmondson & of course http://www.youtube.com/user/PocketTVshow