Mega bucket of KFC, some Apple Tango and then all of that all over again... Fucksake social networking is taking over my life... it's bad enough I'm a member of everything, now its giving me cravings... I owe my thanks for my latest bout of sheer FAIL at life to Twitters most talked about topics section whose main focus today is KFC managing to secure Oprah to partner with them and give out free Chicken meal coupons online at www.unthinkkfc.com or
www.oprah.com.. I standardly would be getting one everyday even if I were a morbidly obese, at high risk of developing diabetes yank.
Looks like we've found yet another example of Oprah's wealth. She has so much money she's giving away chicken. I'll have a Zinger tower Burger meal, Large apple Tango no ice and instead of beans I'll have a car please Ope. Safe... still have the cawslaw though.
With absolutely no promise or hope of chicken at ten past eleven or my phone showing any signs of life- (everyone i know doesn't want to talk to me. pricks.) I've decide to find solace in music so at least my ears can munch. Tea, Toast & Cotch with these...
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